Jokes only a few people will get:
You might be an engineer if...
...you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
...when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
...you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
...you know the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it's simply twice as big as it needs to be.
...you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
...you know the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it's simply twice as big as it needs to be.